... if Daniel Hannan had arranged the attack on David Blunkett? His acceptance speech is up there with David Mellor losing his seat, in my mind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8088541.stmHe quoted from Dr Seuss: "You can go by foot, you can go by cow, ( Read more... )

Oh happy day.

BREAKING NEWS: Communities Secretary Hazel Blears has resigned from the cabinetHazel Blears resigns from cabinet ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8033388.stm Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has become the latest cabinet minister to come to Gordon Brown's defence, amid continuing speculation about his leadership ( Read more... )

... Harriet Harman is a shallow, vapid idiot, out to knife people in the back for her own gain rather than help the country.

I hope the Government will step in to resolve this issue, because the court of public opinion hath spoken.

...we have Ben Bradshaw, government minister, championing the U-turn on FoIA exemptions for politicians, and telling us that it would never have passed. And I now have a transcript available to quote from ( Read more... )

The UK has entered recession. Panic stations everyone. The government will fight the recession with "every weapon at its disposal", Gordon Brown has said.

This includes his army of zombies. ZOMBIE BROWN WANTS BRAINSSSSSSSS.


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...or, at least, that's how I'm reading this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7842402.stm Brown backs down in expenses rowThe government has shelved plans to hold a vote on controversial proposals to restrict the amount of information published about MP ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7810932.stm Mr Cameron says he would scrap taxes on basic rate taxpayers' savings and would increase the level of non-taxable income for pensioners by £2,000 a year ( Read more... )

Jebus.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-lead-cut-as...Tory lead cut as Labour faithful return to the fold

Labour has narrowed the Conservative Party's poll lead to just one point as the "Brown bounce" continues, according to a ComRes survey for The Independent.
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Tories 37 (-2)
Labour 36 (+5Lib Dem 17 (+1 ( Read more... )

See, if Gordon Brown really is leading a zombie government, damnit, I might vote for it.

Wouldn't it be cool having Hazel Blears with body parts falling off? Ruth Kelly dripping gore from her teeth? Alistair Darling looking exactly the same?

Cool.